Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Sweet! Part II~ 89


Uhg. So what do you want...? 
"Oh, I'm here on account of my name..."
What about it?
"I... well... I do so ever hate being called Ros, or Rozzi. I much rather prefer 'Rose', or 'Rosie'..."
You want your name to be Rose?
"No, I just wish that my name's spelling be changed slightly."
To what?
"To Roselyn, please."
But then it's just Rose-lyn, my initial intentions for your name were Rose-Ah-Lyn, but if I spelled it Rosealyn then it looks like a wierd version of New Zealand. So I named you Rosalyn. I'm sorry if people have pronounced it wrong. 
"But, I hate explaining the pronunciation of my name to people... My birthday is the 31st of October... and that's pretty soon... so maybe... just maybe... could I have the new spelling as a birthday present?" 
Hmm...
"I won't ask for anything else!"
Fine. From here on out your name is spelled Roselyn, but pronounced Rose-Ah-lyn. Congratulations. 
"Hooray! Oh thank you, Omnipotent!"
Please, call me Jane. You're embarrassing me. Oh, do you think you could talk to Colton tonight?
"I-I o-oh... Colton? You mean the handsome bravery-faker kid?"
Yeah-huh. Oh... did you say he was handsome? Oh ho ho. I could ship that. Coltalyn. Hah. That's funny. 
"Ah! Don't you dare!"
I can't promise anything
"What do you need me to talk to him about?"
Well, the poor guy looks like he need some reassurance about this whole thing, and I may or may not get a little rough with him in the story soon... 
"So, basically comfort him? I'm not exactly the keeper of 'good' dreams, but I'll give it a whack. 
Alright, thanks, Roselyn. Now get out of here, I need to work and out conversation text is already getting way too long. 

Sweet! Part II~ 88


UGH way to ruin the moment, Rosalyn.

"You seemed to be getting a little passionate about this..."

Wait, were you listening to me the whole time? 

"Uh... Well... I can assure you that I did't mean to eavesdrop, Ma'am." 


Sweet! Part II~ 87


Of course, the stairs were a worthy opponent. Obviously, the fiend in the verdant coat had strategically placed his home for this very instance in time. He could see the future, and knew that a atrociously handsome and attractive knight of red would arrive with his fair damsel in blue, and wish for lodging. He knew, that fiendish knave, that the knight of red would be (almost) too weak to scale the obstacle of 100,000,000 flights of stairs, and in the end be able to steal away the sweet and gentle maiden in cyan for his own. NOT TODAY, swore the knight, BUT MAYBE AFTER I REGAIN FEELING IN MY LEGS-

"Omnipotent...?"


Sweet! Part II~ 86


Pathetically determined to win the heart of the fair lady in blue...
who could apparently climb faster than him. 
He had sensed a rivalry between him and the boy in green almost instantaneously. He saw that evil look in his eyes saying, "I'ma steal your babe, suckah." 
He could not let that happen.
He must not allow the foul knave to take his 'babe'. 

Sweet! Part II~ 85


And so the macho king began to heroically climb the stairs. Scale those detested steps. 
Heroically. 


Friday, September 5, 2014

Sweet! Part II~ 84


"Unfortunately, it's been broken for three years."

"-wheeeeeze- y-you mean we're gonna have to..."

"Climb up all the stairs? Yeah. I've done it many times. C'mon! Let's go!"


Sweet! Part II~ 83


"Oh, well thank goodness, I thought we were gonna have to climb up all those stai-"


Sweet! Part II~ 82


"Of course there's an elefater!"

"Elevator."

"Oh, elevator."


Sweet! Part II~ 81


"B-b-but that's the Daily Pez Taffette Office building; my dad used to work there, and it has 33 floors! Please tell me there's an elevator...?"


Sweet! Part II~ 80


"Up at the tippity top of that building."


Sweet! Part II~ 79


"So where do you live?"

"Oh me? Well..."