Of course, the stairs were a worthy opponent. Obviously, the fiend in the verdant coat had strategically placed his home for this very instance in time. He could see the future, and knew that a atrociously handsome and attractive knight of red would arrive with his fair damsel in blue, and wish for lodging. He knew, that fiendish knave, that the knight of red would be (almost) too weak to scale the obstacle of 100,000,000 flights of stairs, and in the end be able to steal away the sweet and gentle maiden in cyan for his own. NOT TODAY, swore the knight, BUT MAYBE AFTER I REGAIN FEELING IN MY LEGS-
"Omnipotent...?"
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